What A Crock of $*&#%!
It seems our recent article on Andrew Pyrka, ‘Mike Farrow’ and the Canvas Of Gold website has touched a very raw nerve. We knew it would and we weren’t disappointed.
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Category: Croppie Gossip
He Hath Risen On His Golden Canvas
On Easter Sunday morning, The Croppie’s email inbox chimed with a surprising message: the ‘Crop Circle Messiah’ had likely risen from the grave after the best part of seven years away from the croppie scene.
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Billy Breen Caught Flying Illegally
2025 set a precedent for tedium. The rare genuine crop circles were vastly outweighed by generally clumsy hoaxes and ‘collabs’ from the convicted criminals of Dene Hine and Deiniol Davies. We knew that as soon as they rushed out to the fields, their weird looking little puppy with a Kangol hat and a pea on its ear, Mark ‘Billy’ Breen, would psychically receive instructions to get the first footage for his TikTok account and Hine’s Facebook group.
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Top of the Croppies 2025 (Part Two)
What A Crock of $*&#%! INTRODUCTION 2026 was a crop circle season that will be remembered for...
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Top of the Croppies 2025 (Part One)
What A Crock of $*&#%! INTRODUCTION The 2025 crop circle season hummed with such a stink that...
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Chasing the Giant’s Feet
We’ve recently speculated over the appearance of a crop circle resembling giant footprints close to the Wilmington Long Man in East Sussex. We speculated that the footprints may have been linked to an advertising campaign for the Reflo sportswear company. Long time croppie Barry Reynolds has contacted us to suggest the footprints may still have been commissioned as an advertising stunt, but for a more local company.
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Croppie Gossip: No Billy, They’re Not The Same Thing
What A Crock of $*&#%! Whilst the harvest comes to its conclusion, Team Ten Watt associate...
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Croppie Gossip: How Those Rumours Burn
There are tears aplenty over on the Facebook sewer as Dene Hine someone called BlueGrapefruit35 has emerged from under the tarpaulin to cry about how unfairly Team Ten Watt have been treated this year. The fly in Dene’s Grapefruit’s ointment seems to be how the Crop Circle Connector and, apparently Monique Klikenbergh’s Crop Circle Visitor Centre and Exhibition have treated the dream team’s work.
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Croppie Gossip: Paranoia, Projection and Tarpaulins
What is going on with Dene Hine, Deiniol Davies and the rest of Team Ten Watt? They seem quite upset and hiding under tarpaulins in the local woods. Worried, maybe.
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Croppie Gossip: What Did We Say About The Biggest Dick?
Rather oddly, the [Un]Official Crop Circles UK Group on Facebook has fallen silent today. The usual suspects are nowhere to be seen as they hide in the hills, having chosen to piss off one particularly large farming estate in Cerne Abbas, Dorset, with a large, wonky spider hoax.
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Croppie Gossip: The Biggest Dicks Of All
The sheer idiocy of the Team Ten Watt bandwagon rolls on like an out of control clown car headed straight downhill. And now Dorset Police are on their trail.
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Croppie Gossip: Just Another Ten Watt Hoax
Here’s another ‘artwork’ the morons of Team Ten Watt have dropped into the fields of southern England. This time it’s two small extremely small circles in neighbouring fields of overripe, thin barley and what may be wheat.
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