Croppie Gossip: The Song Remains The Same
Same shit, different day. Same shit, different day. Same shit, different day. Same shit, different day.
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Category: Dene Hine
Croppie Gossip: The Tears of Hackpen Hill
There have been a lot of tears shed over the recent crop circle at Weir Farm, underneath Hackpen Hill. It was ‘fantastic … thoroughly beautiful’ until it was revealed it had been commissioned for a television show featuring celebrity Bradley Walsh, due to be broadcast by Sky History at the end of the year. Then, the circle became a ‘dismal mess’.
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Croppie Gossip: Same Farm, Different Year
A melodramatic farmer, an argument as to why someone needs to get out more, and a rather angry camel. It must be Croppie Gossip time.
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2026 Circles: Furze Knoll, nr Bishops Cannings, Wiltshire
Monday 15 June gave us reports of two circles in Wiltshire: one in Grovely Wood, and the other … well, at least what’s left of it (next to nothing), seems to have been found by someone in a microlight, flying over the area around Furze Knoll, not far from Roundway.
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Croppie Gossip: How Those Rumours Burn
There are tears aplenty over on the Facebook sewer as Dene Hine someone called BlueGrapefruit35 has emerged from under the tarpaulin to cry about how unfairly Team Ten Watt have been treated this year. The fly in Dene’s Grapefruit’s ointment seems to be how the Crop Circle Connector and, apparently Monique Klikenbergh’s Crop Circle Visitor Centre and Exhibition have treated the dream team’s work.
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Croppie Gossip: Paranoia, Projection and Tarpaulins
What is going on with Dene Hine, Deiniol Davies and the rest of Team Ten Watt? They seem quite upset and hiding under tarpaulins in the local woods. Worried, maybe.
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Croppie Gossip: What Did We Say About The Biggest Dick?
Rather oddly, the [Un]Official Crop Circles UK Group on Facebook has fallen silent today. The usual suspects are nowhere to be seen as they hide in the hills, having chosen to piss off one particularly large farming estate in Cerne Abbas, Dorset, with a large, wonky spider hoax.
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Croppie Gossip: The Biggest Dicks Of All
The sheer idiocy of the Team Ten Watt bandwagon rolls on like an out of control clown car headed straight downhill. And now Dorset Police are on their trail.
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Croppie Gossip: Spare A Thought For Mr Hine
Terrible news. Over on his Facebook group, Dene Hine — Team Ten Watt supremo — has announced his retirement from making crop circles after suffering a stroke.
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Class A Style
We all remember hoaxers Dene Hine and Deiniol ‘Dan’ Davies crowing about the commissioned job they took during 2023. In their eagerness to bring home the cash and get some publicity for themselves, perhaps coupled their carriage to the wrong train.
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Hine’s Circle Making Workshops
Dene Hine is talking of holding ‘crop circle making workshops’. Is this for real or just another piece of vaporware shared via a screen in Somerset?
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Pringle Wrecks Stitched Up Hine Whilst Grassi Weeps
Lucy Pringle has delivered a hilariously brutal smackdown on hoaxer Dene Hine in her 2025 calendar. Accompanying photos of Hine’s rotating poodle legs at Stonehenge Visitors Centre in 2024, is a quote from Pablo Picasso:
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