What A Crock of $*&#%!
It seems our recent article on Andrew Pyrka, ‘Mike Farrow’ and the Canvas Of Gold website has touched a very raw nerve. We knew it would and we weren’t disappointed.
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Author: The Croppie
He Hath Risen On His Golden Canvas
On Easter Sunday morning, The Croppie’s email inbox chimed with a surprising message: the ‘Crop Circle Messiah’ had likely risen from the grave after the best part of seven years away from the croppie scene.
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Billy Breen Caught Flying Illegally
2025 set a precedent for tedium. The rare genuine crop circles were vastly outweighed by generally clumsy hoaxes and ‘collabs’ from the convicted criminals of Dene Hine and Deiniol Davies. We knew that as soon as they rushed out to the fields, their weird looking little puppy with a Kangol hat and a pea on its ear, Mark ‘Billy’ Breen, would psychically receive instructions to get the first footage for his TikTok account and Hine’s Facebook group.
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Top of the Croppies 2025 (Part Two)
Top of the Croppies 2025 (Part Two) INTRODUCTION 2026 was a crop circle season that will be...
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Top of the Croppies 2025 (Part One)
Top of the Croppies 2025 (Part One) INTRODUCTION The 2025 crop circle season hummed with such a...
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Three Circles: 1991
Three Circles: 1991 INTRODUCTION Three Circles is a short history of crop circles. Each...
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Dear Croppie: Are Zef Damen’s Crop Circle Reconstructions Practical?
The Croppie loves the crop circles reconstructions posted online by Dutch electrical engineer Zef Damen. However, The Croppie has been asked on a few occasions whether Zef’s crop circle reproductions follow the practical methodology used by circle makers in a field.
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Dear Croppie: Was 2025 The Year Of The Weave?
It seems Team Ten Watt photographer of choice Billy Breen has been talking nonsene. We were sent a screenshot of him proclaiming the 2025 season ‘will be remembered for the weaves and makers mark’, together with a question: Will 2025 be remembered as the year of the weave?
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2025 Circles: Milton Ernest, Bedfordshire
‘A local dog walker told me of a small circle he’d seen but was very vague as to where. After 4 trips on the bike eventually found it but this is all that was left,’ says one Kevin Constant on this small circle he found in Bedfordshire.
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Chasing the Giant’s Feet
We’ve recently speculated over the appearance of a crop circle resembling giant footprints close to the Wilmington Long Man in East Sussex. We speculated that the footprints may have been linked to an advertising campaign for the Reflo sportswear company. Long time croppie Barry Reynolds has contacted us to suggest the footprints may still have been commissioned as an advertising stunt, but for a more local company.
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