Category: 2026 Season

What Did I Just Read?

Over the weekend we were told by a third party of a new crop circle that had appeared at an undisclosed location. We deflected the question as to why anyone would withhold such details, but learnt the formation’s arrival was announced through one very specific Facebook group.

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Billy Breen Caught Flying Illegally

2025 set a precedent for tedium. The rare genuine crop circles were vastly outweighed by generally clumsy hoaxes and ‘collabs’ from the convicted criminals of Dene Hine and Deiniol Davies. We knew that as soon as they rushed out to the fields, their weird looking little puppy with a Kangol hat and a pea on its ear, Mark ‘Billy’ Breen, would psychically receive instructions to get the first footage for his TikTok account and Hine’s Facebook group.

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About

Croppie:
(noun)
A person with an interest in the crop circle phenomenon. Such individuals may be of varying belief, sanity and intelligence.

The Croppie:
The Croppie was established in 2015 to cover all aspects of the crop circle phenomenon in Britain. This includes new formations, circles history, conspiracies and related culture.