Billy Breen Caught Flying Illegally
2025 set a precedent for tedium. The rare genuine crop circles were vastly outweighed by generally clumsy hoaxes and ‘collabs’ from the convicted criminals of Dene Hine and Deiniol Davies. We knew that as soon as they rushed out to the fields, their weird looking little puppy with a Kangol hat and a pea on its ear, Mark ‘Billy’ Breen, would psychically receive instructions to get the first footage for his TikTok account and Hine’s Facebook group.
True to form, with Easter Saturday (4 April) coinciding with an abundance of blooming oilseed rape across the south west, footage of an uninspired Celtic cross was released through said Facebook group. Hine and company could have at least put in some thought and effort. Nonetheless, this hoax’s location was Ilchester, just outside Yeovil in Somerset, Hine’s home town. It was no less of a coincidence that it appeared in exactly the same field as the two headed snake of July 2020 (which was parodied as the two-headed dildo in South Yorkshire the following summer).
The poster of the initial footage was one ‘Anonymous participant’, though you didn’t have to be in the know to wait a while and then head over to Breen’s TikTok account and find exactly the same footage. Christ on a bike, as Miles Challett used to say. Can one man really be so bloody thick? Is he spoon fed by his carer every evening?
If there’s one thing you can say about the little goblin, it’s that he’s also as irresponsible as he is dim. It didn’t take long for someone called Andrew McNally to notice that Ilchester is in a restricted airspace zone and permission must be granted for drone flights from the control tower at RNAS Yeovilton. Did Breen have it?
Restricted airspace map, courtesy of Drone Assist.
Breen admits to illegally flying his drone.
Of course not, the completely braindead simpleton just illegally flew his drone and potentially put legal flyers in danger. But it doesn’t matter, he flew because he could ‘tic (sic) the box that comes up’ on his screen. That’s alright then. In all seriousness, how can someone so thick be allowed to possess a drone? Would you really want this gollum-a-like to have plastered your walls?
Idiot. Bloody idiot. And what was it we said about not being so bloody stupid in future?
