Croppie Gossip: No Billy, They’re Not The Same Thing
Whilst the harvest comes to its conclusion, Team Ten Watt associate Mark ‘Billy’ Breen has left a rather somewhat puzzling post on the Facebook sewer.
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Author: The Croppie
2025 Circles: Long Man, Wilmington, East Sussex
Here’s a crop circle we’re not too sure about. Hence, we’re not yet going to consign it to the hoaxed or commissioned brackets without any further information. Maybe all will become clear at some point in the not too distant future, though maybe not.
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Croppie Gossip: How Those Rumours Burn
Croppie Gossip: How Those Rumours Burn There are tears aplenty over on the Facebook sewer as Dene...
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Croppie Gossip: Paranoia, Projection and Tarpaulins
What is going on with Dene Hine, Deiniol Davies and the rest of Team Ten Watt? They seem quite upset and hiding under tarpaulins in the local woods. Worried, maybe.
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2025 Circles: Beech Clump, nr Ludwell, Wiltshire
2025 Circles: Beech Clump, nr Ludwell, Wiltshire DETAILS Date Reported: 12 July 2025Location:...
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Croppie Gossip: What Did We Say About The Biggest Dick?
Rather oddly, the [Un]Official Crop Circles UK Group on Facebook has fallen silent today. The usual suspects are nowhere to be seen as they hide in the hills, having chosen to piss off one particularly large farming estate in Cerne Abbas, Dorset, with a large, wonky spider hoax.
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Croppie Gossip: The Biggest Dicks Of All
The sheer idiocy of the Team Ten Watt bandwagon rolls on like an out of control clown car headed straight downhill. And now Dorset Police are on their trail.
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Croppie Gossip: Just Another Ten Watt Hoax
Here’s another ‘artwork’ the morons of Team Ten Watt have dropped into the fields of southern England. This time it’s two small extremely small circles in neighbouring fields of overripe, thin barley and what may be wheat.
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2025 Circles: Ware Manor Farm, nr Lyme Regis, Devon
It’s a crop circle by the sea, on the hilltop over the southern Devon coastline. Though it’s only just over the border from Dorset, we don’t expect to see anyone jumping up and down, bleating for attention because they want the whole world to know they made it.
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Croppie Gossip: Ban the Bum
We’re not going to insult the intelligence of our readers by passing off the remedial pseudo-circle that appeared outside of the Glastonbury Festival site on 24 June as a crop circle. All we will say is that it was apparently first discovered and filmed by one Mark ‘Billy’ Breen … because innocent members of the public go to him to report new circles, as opposed to the Crop Circle Connector or even Monique ‘I’m gonna call the farmer and agitate them’ Klinkenbergh.
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