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Top of the Croppies 2025 (Part One)

by The Croppie | Dec 30, 2025 | Croppie Gossip | 0 |

Top of the Croppies 2025 (Part One) INTRODUCTION The 2025 crop circle season hummed with such a...

Croppie Gossip: How Those Rumours Burn

by The Croppie | Jul 16, 2025 | Croppie Gossip, Dene Hine | 3 |

There are tears aplenty over on the Facebook sewer as Dene Hine someone called BlueGrapefruit35 has emerged from under the tarpaulin to cry about how unfairly Team Ten Watt have been treated this year. The fly in Dene’s Grapefruit’s ointment seems to be how the Crop Circle Connector and, apparently Monique Klikenbergh’s Crop Circle Visitor Centre and Exhibition have treated the dream team’s work.

Croppie Gossip: Paranoia, Projection and Tarpaulins

by The Croppie | Jul 13, 2025 | Croppie Gossip, Dene Hine | 2 |

What is going on with Dene Hine, Deiniol Davies and the rest of Team Ten Watt? They seem quite upset and hiding under tarpaulins in the local woods. Worried, maybe.

Croppie Gossip: The Biggest Dicks Of All

by The Croppie | Jul 10, 2025 | 2025 Season, Croppie Gossip, Dene Hine | 0 |

The sheer idiocy of the Team Ten Watt bandwagon rolls on like an out of control clown car headed straight downhill. And now Dorset Police are on their trail.

Croppie Gossip: Just Another Ten Watt Hoax

by The Croppie | Jul 6, 2025 | 2025 Season, Croppie Gossip | 2 |

Here’s another ‘artwork’ the morons of Team Ten Watt have dropped into the fields of southern England. This time it’s two small extremely small circles in neighbouring fields of overripe, thin barley and what may be wheat.

Croppie Gossip: Ban the Bum

by The Croppie | Jun 28, 2025 | 2025 Season, Croppie Gossip | 0 |

We’re not going to insult the intelligence of our readers by passing off the remedial pseudo-circle that appeared outside of the Glastonbury Festival site on 24 June as a crop circle. All we will say is that it was apparently first discovered and filmed by one Mark ‘Billy’ Breen … because innocent members of the public go to him to report new circles, as opposed to the Crop Circle Connector or even Monique ‘I’m gonna call the farmer and agitate them’ Klinkenbergh.

Croppie Gossip: Spare A Thought For Mr Hine

by The Croppie | Jun 16, 2025 | Croppie Gossip, Dene Hine | 0 |

Terrible news. Over on his Facebook group, Dene Hine — Team Ten Watt supremo — has announced his retirement from making crop circles after suffering a stroke.

Class A Style

by The Croppie | Feb 24, 2025 | Croppie Gossip, Dene Hine | 2 |

We all remember hoaxers Dene Hine and Deiniol ‘Dan’ Davies crowing about the commissioned job they took during 2023. In their eagerness to bring home the cash and get some publicity for themselves, perhaps coupled their carriage to the wrong train.