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Croppie Gossip: How Those Rumours Burn

by The Croppie | Jul 16, 2025 | Croppie Gossip, Dene Hine | 3 |

There are tears aplenty over on the Facebook sewer as Dene Hine someone called BlueGrapefruit35 has emerged from under the tarpaulin to cry about how unfairly Team Ten Watt have been treated this year. The fly in Dene’s Grapefruit’s ointment seems to be how the Crop Circle Connector and, apparently Monique Klikenbergh’s Crop Circle Visitor Centre and Exhibition have treated the dream team’s work.

Croppie Gossip: Paranoia, Projection and Tarpaulins

by The Croppie | Jul 13, 2025 | Croppie Gossip, Dene Hine | 2 |

What is going on with Dene Hine, Deiniol Davies and the rest of Team Ten Watt? They seem quite upset and hiding under tarpaulins in the local woods. Worried, maybe.

Croppie Gossip: What Did We Say About The Biggest Dick?

by The Croppie | Jul 12, 2025 | Croppie Gossip, Dene Hine | 0 |

Rather oddly, the [Un]Official Crop Circles UK Group on Facebook has fallen silent today. The usual suspects are nowhere to be seen as they hide in the hills, having chosen to piss off one particularly large farming estate in Cerne Abbas, Dorset, with a large, wonky spider hoax.

Croppie Gossip: The Biggest Dicks Of All

by The Croppie | Jul 10, 2025 | 2025 Season, Croppie Gossip, Dene Hine | 0 |

The sheer idiocy of the Team Ten Watt bandwagon rolls on like an out of control clown car headed straight downhill. And now Dorset Police are on their trail.

Croppie Gossip: Spare A Thought For Mr Hine

by The Croppie | Jun 16, 2025 | Croppie Gossip, Dene Hine | 0 |

Terrible news. Over on his Facebook group, Dene Hine — Team Ten Watt supremo — has announced his retirement from making crop circles after suffering a stroke.

Class A Style

by The Croppie | Feb 24, 2025 | Croppie Gossip, Dene Hine | 2 |

We all remember hoaxers Dene Hine and Deiniol ‘Dan’ Davies crowing about the commissioned job they took during 2023. In their eagerness to bring home the cash and get some publicity for themselves, perhaps coupled their carriage to the wrong train.

Hine’s Circle Making Workshops

by The Croppie | Feb 1, 2025 | Croppie Gossip, Dene Hine | 0 |

Dene Hine is talking of holding ‘crop circle making workshops’. Is this for real or just another piece of vaporware shared via a screen in Somerset?

Pringle Wrecks Stitched Up Hine Whilst Grassi Weeps

by The Croppie | Jan 21, 2025 | Croppie Gossip, Dene Hine | 0 |

Lucy Pringle has delivered a hilariously brutal smackdown on hoaxer Dene Hine in her 2025 calendar. Accompanying photos of Hine’s rotating poodle legs at Stonehenge Visitors Centre in 2024, is a quote from Pablo Picasso: