Croppie Gossip: The Biggest Dicks Of All

The sheer idiocy of the Team Ten Watt bandwagon rolls on like an out of control clown car headed straight downhill.

This morning we were treated to the photos of one of Ten Watt member Deiniol ‘Dan’ Davies’ friends, having taken over the Mark ‘Billy’ Breen role of extremely lucky photographer who just happened to be in the right place at the right time whilst droning the Dorset landscape:

Yes, he just happened to find a crop circle at Cerne Abbas, a location favoured by Dene Hine simply because it boasts the only cock on British soil bigger than the one he is undoubtedly is. 

Now, doesn’t this design look familiar:

How coincidental.

Then, later in the day, it was revealed that the spider had a much better made twin on a beach:

We don’t think we need to explain anything here, especially considering they’re all friends together in the [Un]Official Crop Circles UK Group on Facebook. Of course, Manu has done nothing wrong here other than keep moronic company.

This does leave us asking why someone on a beach can make a much better job of a design than the person who originally drew it up. Oh, one is a skilled artist, the other a braindead charlatan. Just check out the misplaced rings which have lent the wheat dwelling spider a somewhat lopsided appearance, complete with the now routine weave that everyone else abandoned five years ago because it had become a cliche. 

Bad news — at least for Ten Watt — is that the farm estate was extremely unhappy the last time Hine and co. targetted their fields to put down a rather crude representation of the female genitalia. This time, they’ve headed straight to Dorset Police, as the above press release shows.

So, if anyone has any information on the identity of the people who made this rather large hoax of a wonky spider, give Dorset police a call on 101 and quote incident number 55250100180. 

Now, who could it be?