Rave on, blud! Is that a harrassment case closer than the horizon?

Shit circle faker Deiniol ‘Dan’ Davies just can’t leave one female croppie alone. Not content with already having threatened to rape her, and sending bizarre messages to her workplace, the eerily obsessed creep from Broadstone in Dorset is now setting up fake Snapchat accounts to pretend she is watching him. We know for a fact this is complete bullshit, and not just because Davies is the only British person over 16 who wastes time on the cock shot sharing app.

Two could play at that game, Davies, but we’re not going to sink to the level of setting up a fake account for you on hotfarmanimals dot com. We’ve more dignity. 

Quite why Davies seems intent on harassing this female is beyond us. Sexual frustration, possibly. It’s just as likely that he’s still smarting from having missed out on a spot on BBC’s Charlie Cooper’s Myth Country.

In honour of Davies’s latest act of imbecility, we have amended the identity of Team Ten Watt to Team Nine Watt. There’s still scope for maneuver in a downwards trajectory, fam.