Croppie Gossip: Enzo Asks Circle Makers For Help
He may be telling the world he makes crop circles with the help of supernatural orbs, but The Croppie can exclusively reveal that fame hungry Lawrence ‘Enzo Brabazon’ Gibson has been messaging human circle makers in an attempt to secure their help with making his designs.
On Tuesday 11 April, 2023 a circle maker was contacted by Gibson from one of his Enzo Brabazon Facebook accounts.
‘Could you help Prince Enzo make his Croppie Fairytales come true?’ Brabazon asked before posting a mock-up Google Earth photo of a crop circle in a field which appears to contain his name. ‘An ENZcircle,’ he continued before starting ‘I tried at Silbury Hill but it didn’t go so well. Hehehe.’
The implications here are two-fold. Firstly, Gibson is asking for help to illegally make or invite the making of a crop circle, presumably for the much publicised field watch he is conducting in the area of Hackpen Hill in May 2023.
Secondly, Gibson seemingly has admitted — once again — to causing criminal damage at Silbury Hill in 2021 with the creation of this circle.
Now, if Enzo really is the paranormal phenomenon he believes he is, just why is he courting the favour of human circle makers in 2023? Surely he can do it with his magical orbs?
The Croppie repeats what it said to Enzo in 2021: You stand as a lesson to anyone who comes to the crop circles seeking fame and attention. It almost always ends in a trainwreck. Once you cross the line and become a circle maker you have an overriding responsibility to stay quiet. When you don’t, this is the sort of mess you’ll stir up.
Some attention starved idiots never seem to learn.
To FUPOS (nice):
There’s no point coming to this website and crying because you are a friend or relative of Enzo, or even him.
Given The Croppie’s familiarity with the individual who received the message from Enzo, I would be stunned if they have made this up. They’ve no axe to grind with Enzo. Don’t blame them.
The Croppie knows better than most that Enzo has a history of flip-flopping between the truth and his lies. The infamous AIDS related death and resurrection tale is one example, police cautions for drugs related matters, plus unsolicited photographs of things we won’t mention here. All subsequently denied. Then one moment he was on Hackpen Hill when a crop circle was produced at Stanton St Bernard, only for his subsequent account to place him at the scene with a sentient ball of light from Hampshire called Marc Richards. He’s filmed himself sitting on top of Silbury Hill talking about a crop circle that was in the field before its existence was made public, only for him to later deny he knew about it. He’s a demonstrable liar when it suits him. Unfortunately some misguided – or should that be gullible? – individuals fall for his rubbish. More fool them and more fool you. It’s telling that last summer Enzo claimed to be in a facility that he couldn’t leave without written permission from a senior staff member. Or will he be claiming that was a lie too? Only to then blow like a candle in the wind because it suits him in the moment, despite his Facebook posts and photographs of the time.
Enzo has been telling people for months that he’s hoping to film a crop circle being made. The Croppie suspects he’s been long aware that he’s not a chance in hell of doing so. Instead, he has been trying to find ways of saving face in front of the people who have been good enough to donate money or equipment to his cause. No circle maker with any intelligence will go anywhere near Hackpen Hill whilst Enzo is perched up there in his tent and he knows this.
If anything good comes out of this it will be that Enzo brings forward his decision to retire from croppiedom. He brings nothing to the table about the circles, just his own sense of self-importance. Yet again he’s been caught out trying to make himself the centre of attention.
It seems a shame you give this guy such a hard time
A hard time? It’s clear as day what he’s been doing.