Top of the Croppies 2025 (Part Two)
Top of the Croppies 2025 (Part Two) INTRODUCTION 2026 was a crop circle season that will be...
Read Moreby The Croppie | Jan 14, 2026 | Croppie Gossip | 0 |
Top of the Croppies 2025 (Part Two) INTRODUCTION 2026 was a crop circle season that will be...
Read Moreby The Croppie | Dec 30, 2025 | Croppie Gossip | 0 |
Top of the Croppies 2025 (Part Two) INTRODUCTION The 2025 crop circle season hummed with such a...
Read Moreby The Croppie | Aug 7, 2025 | 2025 Season, Croppie Gossip | 0 |
We’ve recently speculated over the appearance of a crop circle resembling giant footprints close to the Wilmington Long Man in East Sussex. We speculated that the footprints may have been linked to an advertising campaign for the Reflo sportswear company. Long time croppie Barry Reynolds has contacted us to suggest the footprints may still have been commissioned as an advertising stunt, but for a more local company.
Read Moreby The Croppie | Aug 1, 2025 | Croppie Gossip | 0 |
Top of the Croppies 2025 (Part Two) Whilst the harvest comes to its conclusion, Team Ten Watt...
Read Moreby The Croppie | Jul 16, 2025 | Croppie Gossip, Dene Hine | 3 |
There are tears aplenty over on the Facebook sewer as Dene Hine someone called BlueGrapefruit35 has emerged from under the tarpaulin to cry about how unfairly Team Ten Watt have been treated this year. The fly in Dene’s Grapefruit’s ointment seems to be how the Crop Circle Connector and, apparently Monique Klikenbergh’s Crop Circle Visitor Centre and Exhibition have treated the dream team’s work.
Read Moreby The Croppie | Jul 13, 2025 | Croppie Gossip, Dene Hine | 2 |
What is going on with Dene Hine, Deiniol Davies and the rest of Team Ten Watt? They seem quite upset and hiding under tarpaulins in the local woods. Worried, maybe.
Read Moreby The Croppie | Jul 12, 2025 | Croppie Gossip, Dene Hine | 0 |
Rather oddly, the [Un]Official Crop Circles UK Group on Facebook has fallen silent today. The usual suspects are nowhere to be seen as they hide in the hills, having chosen to piss off one particularly large farming estate in Cerne Abbas, Dorset, with a large, wonky spider hoax.
Read Moreby The Croppie | Jul 10, 2025 | 2025 Season, Croppie Gossip, Dene Hine | 0 |
The sheer idiocy of the Team Ten Watt bandwagon rolls on like an out of control clown car headed straight downhill. And now Dorset Police are on their trail.
Read Moreby The Croppie | Jul 6, 2025 | 2025 Season, Croppie Gossip | 2 |
Here’s another ‘artwork’ the morons of Team Ten Watt have dropped into the fields of southern England. This time it’s two small extremely small circles in neighbouring fields of overripe, thin barley and what may be wheat.
Read Moreby The Croppie | Jun 28, 2025 | 2025 Season, Croppie Gossip | 0 |
We’re not going to insult the intelligence of our readers by passing off the remedial pseudo-circle that appeared outside of the Glastonbury Festival site on 24 June as a crop circle. All we will say is that it was apparently first discovered and filmed by one Mark ‘Billy’ Breen … because innocent members of the public go to him to report new circles, as opposed to the Crop Circle Connector or even Monique ‘I’m gonna call the farmer and agitate them’ Klinkenbergh.
Read Moreby The Croppie | Jun 17, 2025 | Croppie Gossip | 0 |
Top of the Croppies 2025 (Part Two) The butthurt is trickling down legs over at (Un)Official Crop...
Read Moreby The Croppie | Jun 16, 2025 | Croppie Gossip, Dene Hine | 0 |
Terrible news. Over on his Facebook group, Dene Hine — Team Ten Watt supremo — has announced his retirement from making crop circles after suffering a stroke.
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Croppie:
(noun)
A person with an interest in the crop circle phenomenon. Such individuals may be of varying belief, sanity and intelligence.
The Croppie:
The Croppie was established in 2015 to cover all aspects of the crop circle phenomenon in Britain. This includes new formations, circles history, conspiracies and related culture.