Croppie Gossip: How Those Rumours Burn
Croppie Gossip: How Those Rumours Burn There are tears aplenty over on the Facebook sewer as Dene...
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Category: Croppie Gossip
Croppie Gossip: Paranoia, Projection and Tarpaulins
What is going on with Dene Hine, Deiniol Davies and the rest of Team Ten Watt? They seem quite upset and hiding under tarpaulins in the local woods. Worried, maybe.
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Croppie Gossip: What Did We Say About The Biggest Dick?
Rather oddly, the [Un]Official Crop Circles UK Group on Facebook has fallen silent today. The usual suspects are nowhere to be seen as they hide in the hills, having chosen to piss off one particularly large farming estate in Cerne Abbas, Dorset, with a large, wonky spider hoax.
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Croppie Gossip: The Biggest Dicks Of All
The sheer idiocy of the Team Ten Watt bandwagon rolls on like an out of control clown car headed straight downhill. And now Dorset Police are on their trail.
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Croppie Gossip: Just Another Ten Watt Hoax
Here’s another ‘artwork’ the morons of Team Ten Watt have dropped into the fields of southern England. This time it’s two small extremely small circles in neighbouring fields of overripe, thin barley and what may be wheat.
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Croppie Gossip: Ban the Bum
We’re not going to insult the intelligence of our readers by passing off the remedial pseudo-circle that appeared outside of the Glastonbury Festival site on 24 June as a crop circle. All we will say is that it was apparently first discovered and filmed by one Mark ‘Billy’ Breen … because innocent members of the public go to him to report new circles, as opposed to the Crop Circle Connector or even Monique ‘I’m gonna call the farmer and agitate them’ Klinkenbergh.
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Croppie Gossip: Know All Knows Nothing
Croppie Gossip: How Those Rumours Burn The butthurt is trickling down legs over at (Un)Official...
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Croppie Gossip: Spare A Thought For Mr Hine
Terrible news. Over on his Facebook group, Dene Hine — Team Ten Watt supremo — has announced his retirement from making crop circles after suffering a stroke.
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Croppie Gossip: Steep Prices, Free Books, Five Star Hoaxes
Oh, we’ve got a lot to get through in our mid-May 2025 installment of Croppie Gossip. From the ridiculous entry prices at the Sutton Veny crop circle, to Andy Thomas giving away free books and his review of the 2024 season, it’s all on this page. We will try and be brief!
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Croppie Gossip: It Can’t Be Intelligence
Croppie Gossip: How Those Rumours Burn We recently listened to an episode of Into The Fray podcast...
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Class A Style
We all remember hoaxers Dene Hine and Deiniol ‘Dan’ Davies crowing about the commissioned job they took during 2023. In their eagerness to bring home the cash and get some publicity for themselves, perhaps coupled their carriage to the wrong train.
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Hine’s Circle Making Workshops
Dene Hine is talking of holding ‘crop circle making workshops’. Is this for real or just another piece of vaporware shared via a screen in Somerset?
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