Croppie Gossip: Ban the Bum

We’re not going to insult the intelligence of our readers by passing off the remedial pseudo-circle that appeared outside of the Glastonbury Festival site on 24 June as a crop circle. All we will say is that it was apparently first discovered and filmed by one Mark ‘Billy’ Breen … because innocent members of the public go to him to report new circles, as opposed to the Crop Circle Connector or even Monique ‘I’m gonna call the farmer and agitate them’ Klinkenbergh.

Of course, not everyone could accept this POS for the POS it most definitely is. Step forward one Paul Jacobs:

We really aren’t sure what images of this thing the supposed ‘Crop Circle Truther’ is looking at (isn’t it true that ‘truthers’ tend to be full of more nonsense than anyone?) as whilst we can’t see much ‘damage’ at the central point, there’s certainly a lot of it elsewhere. Yet, on this occasion, loopy old Paul is choosing to cherry pick whatever suits him.

And how does he come to a conclusion over the size of this thing, and that it involves ‘a lot of ‘stomping”? What does Jacobs know about making crop circles? Nothing. Besides, ‘a lot’ and ‘too much’ are two entirely different things. 

As for the field being a ‘secure area’, possibly resembling Jacobs’ future residence, what if the individual who has made this just happens to be on site? Just like its maker actually is. 

Finally … can you really compare this pap with the crop circle that appeared at Cheesefoot Head, not far from the site of the Boomtown Festival. The former is entry level, the latter genius:

Cheesefoot Head, near Winchester, Hampshire; August 2012. Photograph by Steve Alexander