You’ve got to hand it to Mark ‘Billy Bullshit’ Breen, the fella has no shame. Just a couple of weeks after he publicly admitted to helping find a field for the makers of the disastrous Stonehenge Visitors Centre hoax (as well as somehow happening to be in the right place at the right time with a story full of holes to discover said mess), he’s been caught red handed alienating yet another farmer in the Stonehenge area.

This time, the lazy so and so was captured on drone walking straight through the standing crop towards the circle on Normanton Down, leaving a ‘wanker track’ in his wake’, as if the usual rules of crop circle etiquette don’t apply to him. Think we’re making it up? Look below. 

As if he was desperate not to miss out, Breen’s fellow Team Ten Watt groupie Frank Smithland chipped in over the arrival of the odd ‘quadtuplet’, noting on the arse end of Facebook that local photographer Nick Bull had been first to get the photographs of the new formation.

‘[This circle] Looks right next to the main road … not … so how did Mr Bull get these shots so quickly?’ Smithland piped up, following his usual routine of going after anything connected to his drone flying rival. 

Unfortunately for Smithland, and as pointed out in a response by Richard Tracey, the reigning Top of the Croppies champion was pointing his pudgy, increasingly conspiratorial balloon fingers in the wrong direction. The first photographs were not published by Nick Bull, but by Hugh Newman. But any possible link to Nick Bull, eh?