Circle makers, photographers and money rakers BEWARE! One half of the brains behind the SENSATIONAL Crop Circle Challenge is set to wage WORLD WAR III on Steve and Karen Alexander, the crop circle RICH LIST TOPPERS, in a planned exposé for the Daily Mail.
Slovenian croppie Janez Ferjancic, who recently HIT THE HEADLINES following a BITTER TWITTER SPAT with COMEDY SUPERSTAR Ricky Gervais, RETURNS TO THE SPOTLIGHT to unleash STAGGERING ALLEGATIONS that will have GLOBAL REPURCUSSIONS for the Alexanders:
- The Alexanders are on SPEAKING TERMS with known CIRCLE HOAXERS.
- Steve Alexander has been TIPPED OFF about new formations by CIRCLE FAKERS.
- FAMED PHOTOGRAPHER Steve is the EVIL MASTERMIND behind the SCANDALOUS Kaneda Shima Facebook account that has LINKS TO HARDLINE MOMENTUM ACTIVISTS who THEATEN OUR DEMOCRACY.
- REFORMED traffic cone crusher and hoaxer Terry Roderick insists he was PAID by the Alexanders to FOOL BILLIONS with his circles.
- The Alexanders HAVE KNOWINGLY CONCEALED knowledge of PROTEINS within crop circles linked to the DEADLY H1N1 SWINE FLU.
Lifelong SPACE BROTHERS devotee Ferjancic was left RED WITH ANGER having been handed a SMOKING GUN of JAW DROPPING SCREENCAPS by WORLD FAMOUS land artist Dene. The LEAKED FILES show that the RIP-OFF BRITAIN SCAM which started UNDER THE LAST LABOUR GOVERNMENT is CHAMPIONED by the Alexanders from their LUXURY COUNTRY ESTATE on the south coast.
‘I am here to help expose the Alexanders as fradulent, telling lies for their own self-gain,’ explained INSPIRATIONAL Dene who has a MASSIVE ONLINE FOLLOWING in China.
‘Steve admits his connection with circle makers. Karen defends the mystery.’
‘Now we know [Steve] is the master manipulator. In cahoots with circle makers.’
Having recently TURNED HIS LIFE AROUND and found SPIRITUAL REDEMPTION through his CHEEKY SUMMER LOVIN’ moment with JAZZY CEREALOGIST Monique Klinkenbergh, SAUCY Dene was eager to issue HIS OWN CROP CIRCLE CHALLENGE to Ferjancic: ‘Are you gonna take any action? Or just turn on me?’
Far from SHUNNING Dene, Ferjancic EMBRACED the artist’s TELL-ALL CONFESSION. ‘Let’s give a man a chance,’ he said.
‘I got [the] Daily Mail “definitely interested” in the story of [the Alexanders] conning millions of people.’
EMOTIONAL Dene was PROUD TO HAVE DELIVERED A BLOW against the TYRANNY OF THE ALEXANDERS. In a gesture that will be WELCOMED BY MILLIONS of UNSUSPECTING CONSUMERS, the BRAVE ARTIST dropped to one knee, touched his GOLDEN HALO and THANKED Ferjancic for his support. STRUGGLING TO HOLD BACK TEARS, Dene admitted ‘I got what I came here for … it’s a fair platform … if you realise real eyes see real lies.’
The Croppie is SALIVATING to read the FULL STORY ONLY IN TOMORROW’S DAILY MAIL.
More to follow…