Noel & Gary: We Hate To Break It To You But…
Not content with publicly embarrassing themselves through a vulgar papertrail that left their photographer friend hanging out to dry, the two makers are now having to endure the ridicule of usually sympathetic friends.
Step forward Gary Canning, a Team Ten Watt fan who stated ‘It’s not really a formation is it … More a poor effort as it’s the only one that will really prove aliens would not bother making it.’
Even funnier are the words of Noel O’Gara, someone who is even more hardcore in his support of his heroes: ‘It’s a crop circle that could have been made by a couple of lads who were half pissed and laughing their heads off as they stomped their way around it … At least Dene Hine made artworks but this is a joke.’
Someone needs to tap Gary and Noel on their shoulders and point out just who made this mess!
Eagerly awaiting any activity in Hampshire. Some of my UFOlogist colleagues have been camped out at night there hoping to see something bigger than the radius of a 30m Draper. Regrettably all their sensor array has been picking up so far is an indistinct, yet persistent whining noise. It sounds like tears of the angels, pure and salty.
You ought to speak to your mates Dene and Dan about 30m Drapers, the poodle legs didn’t make it past 22.5m, and one was closer to 20m. There is no saltiness here. What is there to be salty about?
Anyhow, I see you’ve started stalking again. You couldn’t stay away.
oh Martha, just when we thought you had moved on, your back, with yet more lunacy.
The only thing salty is your ass, you need to wash it, I can smell it over here in Hampshire.
All the best 😘
Be there or be square.