Rather oddly, the [Un]Official Crop Circles UK Group on Facebook has fallen silent today. The usual suspects are nowhere to be seen as they hide in the hills, having chosen to piss off one particularly large farming estate in Cerne Abbas, Dorset, with a large, wonky spider hoax.
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We’re not going to insult the intelligence of our readers by passing off the remedial pseudo-circle that appeared outside of the Glastonbury Festival site on 24 June as a crop circle. All we will say is that it was apparently first discovered and filmed by one Mark ‘Billy’ Breen … because innocent members of the public go to him to report new circles, as opposed to the Crop Circle Connector or even Monique ‘I’m gonna call the farmer and agitate them’ Klinkenbergh.
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