Cerne Abbas | The Croppie

Croppie Gossip: Paranoia, Projection and Tarpaulins

by The Croppie | Jul 13, 2025 | Croppie Gossip, Dene Hine | 2 |

What is going on with Dene Hine, Deiniol Davies and the rest of Team Ten Watt? They seem quite upset and hiding under tarpaulins in the local woods. Worried, maybe.

Croppie Gossip: What Did We Say About The Biggest Dick?

by The Croppie | Jul 12, 2025 | Croppie Gossip, Dene Hine | 0 |

Rather oddly, the [Un]Official Crop Circles UK Group on Facebook has fallen silent today. The usual suspects are nowhere to be seen as they hide in the hills, having chosen to piss off one particularly large farming estate in Cerne Abbas, Dorset, with a large, wonky spider hoax.

Croppie Gossip: The Biggest Dicks Of All

by The Croppie | Jul 10, 2025 | 2025 Season, Croppie Gossip, Dene Hine | 0 |

The sheer idiocy of the Team Ten Watt bandwagon rolls on like an out of control clown car headed straight downhill. And now Dorset Police are on their trail.