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2025 Circles: Long Man, Wilmington, East Sussex

by The Croppie | Jul 31, 2025 | 2025 Season | 1 |

Here’s a crop circle we’re not too sure about. Hence, we’re not yet going to consign it to the hoaxed or commissioned brackets without any further information. Maybe all will become clear at some point in the not too distant future, though maybe not.

2025 Circles: Beech Clump, nr Ludwell, Wiltshire

by The Croppie | Jul 13, 2025 | 2025 Season | 0 |

2025 Circles: Long Man, Wilmington, East Sussex DETAILS Date Reported: 12 July 2025Location: Beech...

Croppie Gossip: The Biggest Dicks Of All

by The Croppie | Jul 10, 2025 | 2025 Season, Croppie Gossip, Dene Hine | 0 |

The sheer idiocy of the Team Ten Watt bandwagon rolls on like an out of control clown car headed straight downhill. And now Dorset Police are on their trail.

Croppie Gossip: Just Another Ten Watt Hoax

by The Croppie | Jul 6, 2025 | 2025 Season, Croppie Gossip | 2 |

Here’s another ‘artwork’ the morons of Team Ten Watt have dropped into the fields of southern England. This time it’s two small extremely small circles in neighbouring fields of overripe, thin barley and what may be wheat.

2025 Circles: Ware Manor Farm, nr Lyme Regis, Devon

by The Croppie | Jun 28, 2025 | 2025 Season | 0 |

It’s a crop circle by the sea, on the hilltop over the southern Devon coastline. Though it’s only just over the border from Dorset, we don’t expect to see anyone jumping up and down, bleating for attention because they want the whole world to know they made it.

Croppie Gossip: Ban the Bum

by The Croppie | Jun 28, 2025 | 2025 Season, Croppie Gossip | 0 |

We’re not going to insult the intelligence of our readers by passing off the remedial pseudo-circle that appeared outside of the Glastonbury Festival site on 24 June as a crop circle. All we will say is that it was apparently first discovered and filmed by one Mark ‘Billy’ Breen … because innocent members of the public go to him to report new circles, as opposed to the Crop Circle Connector or even Monique ‘I’m gonna call the farmer and agitate them’ Klinkenbergh.

2025 Circles: Elliott’s Shed, Nr Charlton, Wiltshire Hoax

by The Croppie | Jun 23, 2025 | 2025 Season | 2 |

A circle so bad that anyone who defends it must either be completely delusional, living with poor eyesight or part of the clique of those responsible for the mess.